today i met an older black man, in maybe his late 40’s and i couldn’t control myself i think my ovaries collapsed or something. also, this 25 year old asian man was flirting extra obviously with me and i mean, i guess i could have just told him about the older black gentleman but i mean, no harm or whatever i’m never gonna see either again.. i stalked cam grant last night and didn’t get much but maybe i can tell larebare about it…. i’m eating pizza today cause i told my mom i wanted pizza which i have been wanting pizza and now MY PANTS, NONE OF THEM, fit me. 

cybernatings:

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happy cleavage day from the president of the itty bitty titty committee.. love ur body girls its beautiful 

fern-s:

valentinabyvalentino:

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

Confidence is not my problem, what I need is fucking money.

This is so accurate, my life exactly.

i def can’t wear dis shit outside da house fresno is weak and basic af i’d get some blank stares so i feel u 

(Source: llouisofficial, via bre-athr)

need to be loved pls

ghostlydemure:

whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me

(via givingblowjobs)


☄☽ ☆

the lunatic is in my head

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

(via wolfgangdolphins)

chainsawpunk5:

when will the oversexualization of women’s costumes end
YA I NEED ALL OF THESE GLASSES
jasinskiart:

"Captain American as Apple Pie"  
painted for LTD Gallery’s comicbook inspired show “Mint Condition”. Opens March 1st, 2013.
http://www.ltdartgallery.com/

THIS PICTURE IS LIFE
IM IN LOVE WITH YOU