amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly
Do black guys really have big dicks?
- Anonymous

megvnmvrie:

The ones I’ve had yeah and their cocks look like chocolate so it can’t really get any better

'

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

'

(via haffalump)

but don’t forget to keep those racist/ignorant/sexist/slut-bashing/nerd-bashing/stereotyping comments to yourself

phillatioh:

I’m out of shape but on my days off I don’t feel like doing anything. Do you see my problem?